Just some sayings I have come to love at this point in my life and ministry...
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Love 'em all, let God sort 'em out!
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God loves you more than that...
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Christmas is nice, but
Let's put CHRIST
back in christians!
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whatever you do, do NOT think about jesus christ.
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jesus is for loosers...
we're all loosers...
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to hell with your fascist barbie doll beauty standards!
jesus makes you beautiful.
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you are what you worship.
what do you worship?
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imperfect. flawed. needy. hurting. sinner.
loved. redeemed. treasured. cherished. child of god.
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jesus is a just crutch for weak people...
...and he is waiting for us all to realize we are weak people.
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christians are all hypocrites
and we have room for one more... so join us.
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the bible is irrational, confusing, and contradictory...
that makes it the perfect guide to help us through an irrational, confusing, contradictory world.
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an apathetic christian
is a pathetic Christian.
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porn is slavery...
if you don't believe it, just try to stop watching it for a month.
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mass marketing is making you a slave...
if you don't believe it, just try to stop watching t.v. for a month.
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be a true rebel... throw away your television set.
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be a real non-conformist... say no to mass marketing
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i am a person
not just a body
so look me in the eyes.
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American Religion:
- my family doesn't have time for god... we worship our child's extra-curricular activities!
- i don't have time for god... i worship at the altar of success!
- don't ask what you can do for jesus... ask what jesus can do for you!
- i am the god of my own universe. really.
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jesus is ironic.
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when god made man and woman he did not consult mtv, maxim, cosmo, playboy, or victoria's secret
jesus makes you beautiful
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I'm an aatheist
do you know who you are?
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ask me about jesus.
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The difference between what you think you believe
And what you really believe
Is shown in how you live
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JESUS LOVES
men - women - children - teenagers - the unborn - the elderly - gays - straights - christians - nonchristians - atheists - hindus - buddhists - muslims - black - brown - red - yellow - white - pink - the poor - the rich - the stupid - the smart - pretty folks - ugly folks - skinny - fat - liberals - conservatives - fundamentalists - random acts of mercy and love - probably some politicians and lawyers - the person in this shirt - and...
EVEN YOU!!!
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Yes! I am the most smartest person alive!
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